hippyjamfest: I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
cashcrab: (drunk girl w/ septum piercing voice) You should tell me a fucking ghost story. I fucking love ghost stories.
buttodenkirk: is it even possible to feel like “i wanna do cute cuddling things and kiss a girl on the cheek” and “i want a girl to fuck me and give me hickeys” at the same time because i am like that all the time and it’s a very confusing life i’m leading
hommos: ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it